Why the Super Bowl Should be a Monthly Event

Allow me to present my argument for why I believe the Super Bowl should happen on a monthly basis.

  1. When else can you have that many dips in one evening?

  2. More teams get a chance to win a ring (good for morale).

  3. I have too many good ideas for Super Bowl ads for it to only be a once-a-year thing.

  4. More halftime shows (starting with Bad Bunny again, of course, because I feel his was too short).

  5. The world needs more to look forward to right now. If a little football game will give us that, I say we do it.

  6. What else are we going to do with our Sundays? How many farmers’ markets can a girl possibly go to?

  7. It would stimulate the economy of small talk (practical and very needed).

I rest my case.

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