What do I do in my free time?
I may or may not leave comments on practically every TikTok I see, as if everyone in the world must know my opinion on the matter.
While these are by no means the best lines I’ve ever written, it turns out people still really like what I have to say.

context: A woman rudely posted a video of her finding a giant spider in her matcha powder. Rightfully I was not pleased.

same post as matcha spider :(

context: Some girls were doing a white elephant with Jellycats (the cutest stuffed animals ever) where they would each open a Jellycat, fall in love with it, and then potentially have it stolen from them. Absolutely brutal.

me talking about the quantum physics that is making JELL-O shots

me telling a girl not to pee anymore (no further context will be given)

me giving pregnancy advice even thought I’ve never been pregnant

context: A canned cocktail brand posted a video about how un-fun it can be to learn a new card game at a party. I (as usual) played devil’s advocate and was reassured to see I wasn’t the only one who feels this way.

context: Two girls were saying, “I’m right, you’re wrong, and that’s okay,” at the same time, so they couldn’t hear each other, then hugged to the count of five. This was meant to be a way to make up in an “agree to disagree” type of situation, but that doesn’t really work for me (as you can see, my friend djbauer knows me quite well).

me talking about the dangers (and benefits) of platform UGGS
When it comes to my life outside of TikTok, I’m a big fan of the art of noticing. I do have a hodgepodge of various crafts I like to dabble in, but most of my free time is spent romanticizing the mundane aspects of my everyday life.

To be a cat, sitting on a fence, basking in the sun. I could be. I could sit on that very fence. I could bask in that same sunlight. I really could.

Being girls together >>>



friends who give!!


"I love you. I'm glad I exist." - Wendy Cope

They were, in fact, roommates ;)

camera does not eat first


my baby boy <3

San Francisco Civic Center x Fred Again x Skrillex




couth.

I’m never lost, I’m just taking the scenic route.

little guys with big dreams





constantly in awe of how, in every seat, each individual holds a different perspective of the same event. I got a hot dog. it was a great night.



just a man and his art

a moment of astounding insignificance.

It's in the details


Embracing the joy of enjoying the mundane.

my greatest accomplishment

The sky is only as far away as we believe it to be.

good things great time, great things take faith.